do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
(Source: troncats, via pizza)
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
on average people sleep 1/3 of their life away but i’ve always considered myself an overachiever so i’m trying to sleep through my whole life
“Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him.”
– Unknown (via forever-and-alwayss
(Source: capecodcollegiate, via betheonetoguidemenotholdmedown)